比尔因为妈妈带回的僵尸病毒变成了僵尸小孩,但仍维持着一个平凡学生的形象,但他的游戏水平却突飞猛进……弗雷德·佩里编著的《僵尸小孩日记(1一不小心变僵尸)》是一本让你看了笑掉大牙的搞笑日记,一本让你感受北美纯正英语的轻松小说,荣登《纽约时报》畅销书排行榜。
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书名 | 僵尸小孩日记(1一不小心变僵尸) |
分类 | 少儿童书-儿童文学-外国儿童文学 |
作者 | (美国)弗雷德·佩里 |
出版社 | 福建少年儿童出版社 |
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简介 | 编辑推荐 比尔因为妈妈带回的僵尸病毒变成了僵尸小孩,但仍维持着一个平凡学生的形象,但他的游戏水平却突飞猛进……弗雷德·佩里编著的《僵尸小孩日记(1一不小心变僵尸)》是一本让你看了笑掉大牙的搞笑日记,一本让你感受北美纯正英语的轻松小说,荣登《纽约时报》畅销书排行榜。 内容推荐 弗雷德·佩里编著的《僵尸小孩日记(1一不小心变僵尸)》是本系列的第一分册,讲的是比尔游手好闲的爸爸烧毁自家的房子企图骗取保险金,结果被警方逮捕,妈妈为了生活只好去制药厂当试药员。比尔一心想成为职业电脑游戏玩家,结果妈妈带回的一种神秘的僵尸病毒污染了食物,妈妈和比尔无意之中变成了僵尸!为了掩盖变成僵尸的事实,他们照常上班上学,比尔发觉自己的游戏水平突飞猛进,似乎距离现实自己的理想更近了一步…… 目录 正文 试读章节 That,and the pro gamer had the nerve to rip off my zombie am-bush technique! He must have seen a video replay of one of mymatches online! But he was using the wrong character for the strat-egy. He was using "Sonatifa"! She's a fast,top-tier character,but heprobably picked her because you can see her undies when she kickshigh.Ha ! I'm glad Janine showed him the door to the loser'sbracket! Everything was going awesome...until the time bomb in mystomach ticked "zero".Right when the winner's finals were going.hwas me versus Janine.Larry,who had just defeated that pro gamerguy in the loser's bracket,was waiting for one of us to lose for thedeciding match in the loser's finals.The winner of that match wouldface the undefeated winner,which was supposed to be me,in thegrand finals! Unfortunately,I could feel that gas welling up again,and fast! Iknew I wouldn't be able to hold it,and the incoming fart was goingto hit everyone in that confined room like an atomic bomb! Justfrom the way it rumbled in my stomach,I knew it was MAJOR! Janine was winning.I couldn't focus on keeping her frompulling all her little tricks with Kittyehu! I eouldn't counter her power-ups,or keep her from starting herlittle clone-guessing game trieks.I was losing badly every round.Atthat point,I panicked.This was the end of my career! I knew I'd beknown forever as "Kid Choke"! Janine was wiping the floor with me.She didn't even have tolook at the screen anymore! She was staring at me the whole timeduring her last sixteen-hit combo! She looked at me and asked,"What's wrong! ? Why don't youplay right?!" And that really ticked me off.For a while,1 got a reallyevil idea. I thought that if I let off just a little bitty fart in her direetion,Icould distraet Janine long enough to get the win,She might evenpass out,and I would win by forfeit! Except that'd be cheating.If there's one thing I absolutelycan't stand,it's cheaters and bullies,and doing that would havemade me both! So... I lost. I threw the match as quickly as I could and got out of there.Bythe time I got back from the bathroom,everybody was congratulatingLarry for winning the tournament! Larry?! I checked the replays and,wow! Larry took it to Janine in the grand finals! USINGWARTURTLE! Warturtle can attack in two directions at once.He's got everytool you could ever want to use to compete against a player usingKittychu! The matches were really close,but there were a lot of goodmoves.Wow! Maybe I could learn a thing or two from Larry.Larry AND Ja-nine! I was mad I lost,but I shook Lany's hand and took home mythird place trophy.Janine got it in her head that I threw our winner'sfinals match,and is saying, "You didn't need to do that to be myfriend! " I swore,"I DIDN'T! " She's not gonna believe until I beat herat the next tournament.So he it! P203-205 |
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