本书精选了百余条欧美人交流或侃大山常用到的劲爆幽默语。例如：Have a cup of joy！来一杯快乐！这句话一语双关，通常用来劝慰焦躁不安的朋友，将杯中的饮料形容成“快乐”。只有发自内心地培养对一种文化的热爱，才能爱上这种文化所传递出来的情感，爱上其表达方式。本书将引领你用地道英语恰到好处地幽默一下，尽显个人魅力。

只有发自内心地培养对一种文化的热爱，才能爱上这种文化所传递出来的情感，爱上其表达方式。本书将引领你用地道英语恰到好处地幽默一下，尽显个人魅力。

本书配有精美可爱的卡通形象——怪怪问先生和妙妙答小姐，精选了百余条欧美人交流或侃大山常用到的劲爆幽默语。例如：Have a cup of joy！引来一杯快乐！这句话一语双关，通常用来劝慰焦躁不安的朋友，将杯中的饮料形容成“快乐”。

CHAPTER 1 Hyperbole

 My eyes！！ My eyes！！

 Happy birthday, grandma！

 Is it loaded？

 Smoke like a chimney

 You are breaking up with me？

 Why, want to see who's taller？

 If I told you, I am afraid I might have to kill you.

 Clinton？

 It feels like I am tasting the ocean.

 I am on the bread.

 Sleeping like logs / Sleeping like a log

 Someone wrote down my nightmare.

 No picnic

 Handle is my middle name.

 You gonna do something before the big vein in my brain pops？

 Emotional hell

CHAPTER 2 Pun

 Have a cup of joy！

 I love you, this is loving smile！

 Washington is dead.

 Rome was built at night.

 Time flies！

 ,I'd like to try on that shirt in the window.

 Mine is all write (right).

 The post office is just like the lost office.

 You can't eat that！

 Get someone eating out of one's hands

 All thumbs

 Cost an arm and a leg

 A sight for sore eyes

CHAPTER 3 Subject Shift

 Looks like breast stroke, Sir？.

 To be continued

 Am I in the right room？

 And this is my reward！

 Because of...the reason

 How laughter can be infectious！

 That's a good question！

 From the text book

 Well now you have two.

 That makes a general.

 What did you do to my best friend？

 Thank you！

 Thank you, I grow it myself.

CHAPTER 4 Straight Talking

 I am hungry.

 Apparently I am not a funny guy！

 That's not the way to convince you！

 Something is bothering her.

 I said it too loud, didn't I？

 Pigeons learn faster than you.

 Wow！ Your lip went bald.

 OK, I'll close my eyes to make you less awkward.

 I thought you were vegetarian！

 Point taken

 I was just being polite.

CHAPTER 5 Sarcasm

 I am not good at maths.

 He was on a debate team.

 If I were two-faced...

 Shut up！

 I don't even have a "pi".

 Kids are mean when they are hungry.

 My grandmother

 Does it sound like you're talking？

 A place I haven't been to for 30 years.

 He's been drinking again？

 How about speaking English？

 If you were me

CHAPTER 6 Simulation

 I'll be back.

 I got great news. →OK, I got news.

 It'll be great. →It'll be great for next weekend.

 Very + Somebody

 If you'll tell me who the other two men are, I'll fire them.

 I can promise not to tell again！

 She is pretty...lucky...to have a friend like you.

 You look exactly like my next girlfriend.

 Your-not-boyfriend

 to see an innocent movie

 Sorry, am I in the high school？

 You were born.

CHAPTER 7 Dther Humorous Expressions

 Great and not great

 Did my back hurt your knife？

 I don't care.

 Oh, you think？

 It's not a piss contest.

 Xxx finally paid off.

 Who am I？ Mind reader？

 Please, I am in a vomiting position！

 Welcome to the club！

 Long face

 You don't belong here.

 I am human, not robot.