Helen Memel lies in the Department of Internal Medicine at Maria Hilf Hospital. While she waits for her divorced parents to come and visit her - who she hopes will finally reconcile by the side of her hospital bed - she distracts herself with a breathless journey through every part of her body and mind; through the fluids, odours and discharges, rebelling against the hygiene hysteria of the modern world. She lets the orderly, Robin, take photographs of the areas her curious gaze can't reach. And, on the side, she tends to her collection of avocado stones - which also happen to provide her with invaluable sexual services...
Wetlands is the disarmingly explicit, and very funny, story of a heroine both pleasure-seeking and vulnerable, who voices what others do not even dare think.