In a former life PAUL ARDEN was Executive Creative Director of Saatchi & Saatchi. He now writes books for a living. Paul Arden* is a brand. He stands for the unusual, the different, the oblique. I have never met anyone like him. Ten minutes in his company and you feel the difference.

He’ll turn you inside out, upside down, before twisting the blade of childhood wonder in your oh-so-grown-up nerves. Wake up or you’ll be in trouble.

Since the beginning of mankind, more thought has gone into the understanding of God than any other subject under the sun - and still nobody is any the wiser. In the length of a taxi ride, this little book explains once and for all.

Where to?

The meter’s running

I dunno

God knows

So help me God!

Cutting out the middle man

When things go wrong

You don’t need a religion

The Trinity

The Trinity continued

It ain’t necessarily so

The greatest story ever told

Miracles

Is this what really happened?

Blind faith

The answer is blowing in the wind

Proof of God

Are you brave enough not to believe in God?

God helps those who help themselves

The power of prayer

Graven image

Sunday’s thought for the day

Heathens

An awkward parishioner

Atheism

Fighting talk

The history of war

Why does God need you to defend him?

Suicide bombers

Send in the clowns

A building for peace

The fear of God

You can believe in God without being religious

Why do people join cults?

Paying for God

My Goodness

A cool religion

The Church today

I am going to die soon

The God free Church

Afterlife

Afterlife continued

Let there be light

Reincarnation

The fast-track to God

This is the End

Acknowledgements

Paul Arden