The thinking person's comic, George Carlin, shares cutting-edge opinions and observational humor in Brain Droppings, his first bestseller. Filled with thoughts, musings, questions, lists, beliefs, monologues, assertions, assumptions, verbal ordeals,and other curiosities, Brain Droppings is infectiously funny. Sprinkled thoughout his biting social commentary are many of Carlin's favorite oxymorons, euphemisms, and redundancies. Don't miss his two classic monologues, "A Place for My Stuff" and "Baseball and Football."

There is a vitality, a life force, a quickening that is translated through you into action, and because there is only one of you in all time, this expression is unique. And if you block it, it will never exist through any other medium and be lost. The world will not have it. It is not your business to determine how good it is, nor how valuable it is, nor how it compares with other expressions. It is your business to keep it yours deafly and directly, to keep the channel open. You do not even have to believe in yourself or your work. You have to keep yourself open and aware directly to the urges that motivate you. Keep the channel open...