Truth or Lie?/真假立判
Virtual Tycoons/虚拟大亨
Clone Christ/克隆基督
Marry a Millionaire’Show Axed After Flx/相逢却是曾相识
Survivor Finale/生存到最后
Kiss—A-Thon Not Just a Kiss/热卖热吻
2b or Not 2b—Pflze 4 Txt Hssg Shakespea re’/手机诗人大奖赛
Below the Belt/贞洁时间
Perfume Wafts Away Commuter Odors/欲令地铁变香闺
Hake Good Wife out of a Material Girl/铅华洗尽做贤妻
Soccer Clubs Feud over Payphone/电话亭的颜色
Finding the Perfect Fit Online/网络裁缝
NASA Aircraft to Help Seek Heavenly Coffee/完美咖啡的天机
Business of Butterfly/蝴蝶生财
I Want Hy lonica TV/我爱莫尼卡
Ad—Free—For a Fee/破财买清静
Australia’S Fi rst Legal Heroin Injection Room Opens/海洛因注射中心开张!
Treadmills Keep Fighting Cocks Lean and Mean/斗鸡健身器
The New‘Face’of E-Hail/电子邮件的新面孔
Union Hot Under Collar over New Uniform/制服之争
An Out-of-This-World Offer/从网上飞入太空
E-Clothes Here,So Is Fear/放胆一试电子衣
Going Skiing in Summer?/夏天滑雪?
There’S No Need for“Mother Christmas”/圣诞公公无需伴
Here Comes Rudolf the Red—Nosed Horse/昔驾鹿车今驭马
Su rgery Works.Says Hiss World Contender/手术美人
Witches Upset by Broomstick Style/骑扫把的正确方法
Americans in Italy Seek Food,Not Ruins/美景何如美苣
The Rich Are Eyeing Space Tou rism/去太空烧钱
Time Is Honey,Just Figu re Out How Much/一寸光阴几寸金?
Happy tO Play the Waiting Game for You/为你等待
A Holiday Package with a Difference/行乞度假
Left-Handers Day Celebrates Creative Minority/左撇子的庆典
“Up-Tiffing”Keeps Workers Poor but Happy/有衔饮水饱
Enron Scandal Gives Rise to New Verb/名词动用新范例
Stars Edge Parents as Top Youth Idols/明星闪耀偶像榜
Fortune Tellers Feel No Pinch in Downturn/百业萧疏一业兴
Butte rflies Cause Flutter at Weddings/蝶舞翩跹的婚礼
Pronunciation Guide for Labels/名牌指南
Pub Crawlers Get Hi-Tech Support/酒徒的指南针
Crooks Given Guide tO Life Behind Bars/坐监手册
Romantics Plan“Kiss and Hug”Protest/拥吻示威
“More Ads,Please”Say Bored Viewers/多播点广告
Fear of Fat Keeps Women Hooked on Smoking/美丽的代价
Single Lychee Sells for $67,053 at Auction/天价荔枝
Lovers Swap Engagement Rings for Watches/订婚手表?
Blowfish Dinner Is Gastronomic Roulette/河豚我所欲也
Magazine Offers a Prize to Die for/朝中奖,夕死可矣
Diamonds Are Forever,and You Could Be Too/和钻石一样永恒
Unemployed Turn to"IV Show to Win Jobs/上节目,赢工作
Harry Potter Town Is Britain’s Best/英国的最佳居所
ScotIand—Aliens’Favorite Holiday Destination/外星人的度假胜地
Lithuania Has Inmate Beauty Contest/女囚选美
Man Tries to Sell His Family on eBay/网上卖妻儿
This Just In:Skunks Stink/臭气排行榜
Need a Conference Venue?Rent Liechtenstein/租一个国家
Get Ahead in Advertising—Get a Forehead/租许多额头
Only Good News Today/今天都是好消息
Soul Mates in Vogue for U.S.Spouse—Seekers/情投意合才是真
Rent a Coffin,Spare a Tree/出租棺材
Baringthe News/裸露新闻
Seven Deadly Sins Ice Leaves Church Cold/冰淇淋的七宗罪
Lying on Your CV Becomes an Art Form/简历欺诈的艺术
Cleaning a Toilet Is Better than Spare/比扫厕所更烦的事
There’re Diamonds in Them…/那里面有钻石……
Bad Hubbies TrytoWin BackWives in TV Show/为老婆拼搏
BuyintoYouth?/老夫聊发少年狂
Brazilian Women Vainest in World/世界上最虚荣的女人
James Bond Is Too Tall to Be a Modern Spy/鹤立鸡群的007
Going Wild for the “Pig Brother”Web Site/“猪哥”令人狂
Danger:Wooden Floors,Scooters—and Trouser Zips/危机四伏的生活
Flowering Phone Is Environmental Wake—Up Call/开花的手机
Via Cell,Help’s on the Way for Bad Dates/救命铃声
You’re Drunk Who You Gonna Call?/喝多了吧……想找哪个?
“Solitary Salad”on Menu for Jailbirds/铁窗风味
Anti—Radiation Trousers Fuel Mobile Phone Debate/手机有害吗?
World’S Greatest Job,Up for Grabs/世界上最好的工作
Dutch Firm Offers tO Break Hearts/恋爱终结者
Morn-To-Be Advertises Baby as Billboard/生块广告牌
Beijing Bars TV Stars from Pushing Health Products/禁播明星广告
Cab Company Calls in All Losers/晦气车牌
Monks Run Out of the World’S Best Beer/世界上最好的啤酒
Germans Addicted to Texting/短信成瘾
We’re All Text Maniacs/我们都是短信狂
Alarm Clock Set to Wake Doziest of Sleepers/给我起!
Singer Sells His Futu re on eBay/出售未来
Pageant Contestants Upset over Betting Plan/投注美女
Pop a Tea PjJl IfYou Can’t Have a Cuppa/品茶……丸子
Shepherds Wanted—Accountancy Skills Preferred/羊倌的新标准
Deathly Decor/实用美“棺”
Color-Coded Couple:a Tailor—Made Hatch/般配到底
The Battle over Fast Food‘Imperialism’/岂容速食成帝国
Gourmets Vow to Battle the Burger/不与汉堡共戴天
Church Rings in Weddings with Human Bells/婚礼上的”人钟”
Your Own Face on a Postage Stamp/在邮票上露脸
Telltale Stains of Changing Tastes/污渍排行榜
To DoorNottO Do?TheAnswerIs aClickAway/人生答案网中来
Cupid’S Arrow Finds Its Mark-in Cyberspace/网上有真情
Love in the Aisles/爱在超市
Women Say Single Life Is Better/单身更好
Paris Invents New Love Messages/情书公告牌
Romance Blooms in Cozy Corners of Cinemas/影院的浪漫角落
Yeah,This Really Makes Me Want to Buy Chicken_/教坏孩子的广告
Santa Claus Gets Code of Conduct/圣诞老人行为准则
A Gift ListThatWould Get Santa Fired/买不得的礼物
Ind.Couple Want to Wed in Cemetery/在墓地里成亲