前言
Valentines Day cards情人节贺卡
Speed Lumt速度限制
An Advertisement一则广告
Dog and Violin狗和小提琴
Skunk臭鼬
Five HundredTimes 500遍
A Hasty Interruption匆忙的打断
Volunteers？志愿者？
churchill and George Bernard Shaw丘吉尔和乔治萧伯纳
Saving Lires救人
The Problem of Two Flounders两条比目鱼的问题
Tightfisted Till the End本性难移
Who Should Be Given the Present？礼物应该给谁？
Visual Training视力训练
Excellent Skills绝妙的技巧
Three Men in a Boat三人同舟
An Old Couple's Quarrel老夫妻吵架
AgeEyesight老人的视力
Attended One Thing and Lost Sight ofAnother捡了芝麻丢了西瓜
A Chimpanzee and a Norwegian黑猩猩与挪威人
I'll carty You Down我能把你背下去
Two Hunters两个猎人
I Hung Him Up to Dry我把他吊起来晾干
I Am Acting Like a Lady我要表现得像位女士
A Mysterious Letter神秘来信
Does Your Dog Bite你的狗咬人吗？
Buckle up请系好安全带
Bet赌博
A Fishy Story鱼的故事
I'll See to the Rest其余的事由我负责
Mental Deficiency智力缺陷
A Jealous Wife吃醋的妻子
No Cavities我没有蛀牙
My Wife Will Exchange Them反正我太太明天会来换的
I'm theGroom我就是新郎
A Blind Beggar醉汉和盲人乞丐
On Miracle谈奇迹
New Year Resolution新年决心书
He Was Only Wrong by Two他的答案只比正确答案多二
Alexander the Grear亚历山大大帝
Hunting Skills打猎技巧
Who is This Calling？请问您是谁？
Zoo Visit参观动物园
Where Am l Come From？我从哪里来？
Restaurant Rules就餐规则
It Hurts疼死了
Sons’Gifts to Mother儿子送给妈妈的礼物
surgery外科手术
Another Engine ls Down Again叉坏了一个引擎
They Are All Drowned他们全都淹死了
One Blonde to Another一个金发女郎对另一个金发女郎
Blonde in Trouble不幸的金发女郎
The Most Difficult Case最棘手的病例
LikeAttracts Like物以类聚
Blondes and the News金发女郎和新闻
A Blonde with a Gun持枪的金发女郎
BuyingaHat买帽子
A Brain Transplant脑移植手术
Beware ofDog小心有狗
The Smell ofFresh Blood鲜血的味道
Excited'Remark激动的话
The Anthill蚁丘
Police Dog警犬
Boss's Idea老板的主意
How Could Anyone Stoop So Low？谁的腰能弯那么低啊？