作者选取最具代表性的100个中式英语表达，聊聊一些见解和看法。目的是让各位在莞尔一笑之后，能掌握地道的英语表达；至少，也可以给许多处在“水深火热”之中的英语学习者们带去些许英语学习的乐趣。

1 三思而后行!Think Three Times Before You Act!

2 没门!(不行!不可能!)No Door! 

3 挥金如土Spend Money Like Dirt

4 三个和尚没水喝Three Monks Have No Drinking Water 

5 萝卜白菜各有所爱Some Prefer Radish but Others Prefer Cabbage

6 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你!You Don’t Bird Me，I Don’t Bird YOU!

7 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧!You Have Seed，I Will Give You Some Colour to See See!

8 怎么是你?怎么老是你?How Are You?How Old Are You?

9 你给我站住!You Give Me Stop!

10 你问我。我问谁?You Ask Me，I Ask Who? 

11 咱哥俩谁跟谁啊!We Brothers Two，Who and Who!

12 我属猪I Am Pig 

13 王老五Wang Old Five

14 好久不见Long Time No See

15 人山人海People Mountain People Sea

16 鸡毛蒜皮Chicken Feathers and Garlic Skin

17 色狼Colour Wolf

18 好好学习，天天向上Good Good Study，Day Day Up

19 宁做鸡头不做凤尾Better Be the Head of a Cock Than the Tail of a Phoenix

20 风花雪月wind Flower Snow Moon

21 你满面红光Your Face Is All Red

22 马马虎虎Horse Horse Tiger Tiger，

23 东施效颦Dongshi Imitates Xishi

24 班门弄斧Play an Axe Before Lu Ban

25 朝三暮四Morning Three Night Four 

26 对牛弹琴Play Cittern for an Ox

27 铁饭碗Iron Rice Bowl

28 你有两下子You Have Two Down Son 

29 芬达The Fragrance Reaches

30 麻辣烫Numb Spicy Hot 

31 高素质High Quality

32 炒鱿鱼Stir—Fried Squid

33 雷人Thunder Person

34 有多远死多远As Far as You Go to Die

35 对公业务To Male Service

36 恭喜发财Congratulation to Make Money

37 虎父无犬子Tiger Has No Dog Son

38 拍老师马屁Pat Teacher’S Ass

39 二把手Second Hand

40 金盆洗手Gold Basin Washes My Hand 

4l 单号，双号Single Number，Double Number 

42 我要闪了I Have to Flash

43 二百五Two Hundred and Fifty—Five

44 隐形眼镜Invisible Glasses

45 要钱没有，要命一条!Want Money No，Want Life One 1

46 不三不四No Three No Four

47 虎头蛇尾Tiger Head Snake Tail

48 开门见山Open Door See Mountain

49 知之为知之，不知为不知Know Is Know．No Know Is No Know···-··

50 加油Add Oil

51 不管三七二十一No Care Three Seven Two Ten One 

52 你完蛋了Your Eggs Are Finished

53 二锅头Small Two Pots of Heads 

54 哪里哪里Where Where

55 彼此彼此You Me You Me

56 走着瞧Go and Look 

57 杀一儆百Kill One Police Hundred

58 下海Go out to Sea

59 表妹Watch Sister

60 开夜车Drive the Night Car

61 夜猫子Night Cat

62 傻瓜Stupid Melon 

63 童子鸡Chicken Without Sexual Life

64 夫妻肺片Husband and Wife Lung Slice

65 四喜丸子Four Glad Meatballs

66 面试Face Try

67 弱势群体Weak Group

68 嘴硬Hard Mouth

69 布衣素食To Wear Cotton Clothes and Eat Vegetables

70 拿铁咖啡Iron Coffee

71 红眼病Red Eye Disease

72 没钱免谈No Money，No Talk

73 如果你被偷，请及时与警察联系If You Are Stolen．Call the Police at Once

74 我们正在谈恋爱We Are Talkin2 Love

75 海干货The Sea F：I=：l：ks Goods

76 月下老人An Old Man Under the Moon

77 请勿忘记随身物品Don’t Forget Your Thing

78 五花八门Five Flowers Eight Doors 

79 小吃Small Food

80 铁公鸡Iron Cock

81 美中不足American Chinese Not Enough 

82 小草有生命，足下请留情Little Grass Has Life，Please Watch Your Step

83 奇异果汁Strange Juice 

84 小心地滑Be Careful of Landslide

85 在此盥洗台请勿洗发或洗衣No Washing Hair or Clothes in the Toilet Please

86 走过路过不要错过Go Past，No Mistake Past

87 拈花惹草Play With Flowers and Grass

88 关系Guanxi

89 早恋Early Love 

90 我的天哪!My Sky! 

91 火大Fire Big 

92 投诉电话Complaining Telephone

93 航空餐Airline Pulp

94 成人用品Become Person’S Thing 

95 小心碰头Mind Your Crotch 

96 山寨Shanzhai 

97 站票Standing Ticket 

98 欢迎光临Welcome to Presence

99 懒虫Lazy Worm

100 有事启奏，无事退朝!If You Have Something to Say，Then Say!If You Have Nothing to Say，Go Home!