Now only a 935-mile road trip lies between lan and something that he's been thinking about roughly every eleven seconds since puberty hit. There's also the small problem of the Creature, lan's ancient yellow Oldsmobile, and its impending collapse on the side of the crash the ride for what seems to be the sole purpose of taunting lan.

Lan's best friend, Lance, has a knack for finding both. Unfortunately lan's too nice to get close to either. He's never kissed a girl--or even had a chance--until he meets the perfect girl online. Now only a 935-mile road trip lies between lan and something that he's been thinking about roughly every eleven seconds since puberty hit. There's also the small problem of the Creature, lan's ancient yellow Oldsmobile, and its impending collapse on the side of the crash the ride for what seems to be the sole purpose of taunting lan. With all these obstacles in the way, how will lan ever make it a the way?